https://Voice.club - Auntie was the essence of correctness. Prim, proper, polite like a 19th century librarian surrounded by dusty old books.
An upright example of propriety, long retired and ageing gracefully, she still upheld her sense of proper decorum in a straight back never touching the settee cushions. The spinster spoke in a quiet refined voice and only when spoken to. She detested vulgarity, foul language and improper behaviour! Always modestly dressed. I felt if I was to peek into her wardrobe, I would only find muted colours.
Practicing a sensible lifestyle, she lived economically and paid her bills on time. I suspect she only ate porridge or plain toast with Chamomile tea served on inherited Royal Doulton for breakfast.
Everything was accomplished in a well-mannered correct fashion. I imagined her as a child behaving like a miniature adult. No, she would never have slammed a door, raised her voice or caused chaos!
Her only weakness was a fondness for her poodle Fiona. Diamanté collars, designer coats and luxuriant pet beds reflected her adoration. Never a harsh word, only pure devotion. Like her mistress, Fiona was reserved and always impeccably “dressed.”
Hair in a neat bun, wearing serviceable shoes, Auntie pruned her roses while Fiona played beside her.
Through the hedge, yelled a snappish gruff voice, “Keep that dog quiet! Bubble gum pink- what an awful colour for a dog collar! So tacky!”
Auntie was paralysed, pruning shears still posed. Upset that her precious poodle who had only made reserved snuffling sounds had been insulted! Lovingly, she picked her pup up uttering words of consolation and comfort to delete the harsh words. Cuddling her pet as though Fiona had been mortally insulted! Rocking Fiona back and forth, she examined the collar. In her opinion, it was a delicate pink, the colour of her favourite rose. It was not bubblegum pink or candyfloss pink or even tacky at all! It was in perfect good taste.
A week later, I stood open mouthed in front of Auntie’s cottage! Her whole house was painted shocking hot pink! Aunt had finally taken a stand!