https://Voice.club - Group Chat:
Hi all.
The wedding’s off.
Rob’s moved out. He’s staying with his mom.
I’m sending a mass email, but thought I’d post
in our group chat first.
Sis:
RU OK?
I’m fine.
Just sent the email.
Look in your inbox for the deets.
Dad:
What are deets?
Best Man:
What happened?
It’s off.
Dad:
What are deets?
Sis:
It means details, Dad.
FMIL:
Rob just told me it’s off. Why?
It’s off because I don’t want
to marry your son.
FMIL:
Why not?
We’re not suited for each other.
Dad:
You were suited for each other
when we booked the venue.
I’ve cancelled the venue.
FMIL:
Why did you do that?
Because the wedding is off.
Dad:
Reading the email now.
What’s a work wife?
FMIL:
They’re friends!
Sis:
Work wife=more than friends.
FMIL:
Meghan is a lovely young woman.
Rob texts her all the time.
FMIL:
Can’t friends text each other?
And she thinks she’s running the wedding.
She’s got suggestions.
Dad:
Will she be paying for the wedding too?
FMIL:
She’s just being helpful.
The bakery called. She tried to
change our lemon cake to coconut.
Sis:
You’re allergic to coconut!
FMIL:
Are you really allergic to coconut?
Or do you just not like it?
When I eat coconut, I can’t breathe.
I guess I don’t like that.
FMIL:
Maybe Meghan didn’t know.
Dad:
Meghan’s the work wife?
Best Man:
Rob just called me.
He says it’s all a mistake.
Def. All of it.
Best Man:
He says you blocked him on everything.
Yep.
Best Man:
He says he can’t get on the group chat.
Yep.
FMIL:
Dude, RU insane!?
WHAT?
WHO IS THIS?
Sis:
LOL
Dad:
What’s happening?
FMIL:
The wedding’s still on.
You need therapy.
Sis:
This is wild!
FMIL:
And you can’t block me on this.
There’s nothing you can do.
Oh yeah?
FMIL:
Yeah. What are you gonna do?
Best Man:
So it’s on again?
FMIL:
It was never off!
FMIL:
Right?
FMIL:
RIGHT?
Sis:
LOL
Dad:
I’m still not sure what deets are.
We have a family group chat so I’m very familiar with this scenario. Well done!!